flabbalingus
when you think you’re eating sn-tch but its not!!!!
dude, last night i flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn’t been washed in months… so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!
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