flabberfish
a flabberfish is a yellow semi-aquatic animal
its appearance varies depending on its needs
this animal can transmit 1000volts of electricity without causing harm to itself
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it also has many abilities such as – the controll and use of lightning and c4 and random magic that can not be explained and random spontaneous explosions and it can fly because….. f-ck you ,thats why
it eats – c4 , your soul – can live off of drinks
if drinks – nitro glycerine – lucozade, monster,
do not wake before 4pm and dont make it do work
has been known to sleep 24+ hours at a time
-naps all the time
-can snowboard
-nunchucks
-can rapidly change weight
-went on zen journey
-unexplainable derp
-night vision
-heat vision
-food vision
unknown life span – infinite/ since da dinosaurs n sh-t
born – atlantis (the planet)
feroxis(the galaxy)
grutos(the sector)
the flabberfish pulled a 360 yy no-scope ladderstall
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