flabberfucked
showing great suprise or disbelief
when danny told me that i was a pregnant man, i was flabberf-cked!
frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one’s jaw gaping open in shock.
cancer patient: my brain tumor removal isn’t covered? how do you figure?
claims adjuster: well sir, it’s an elective surgery. i’m sorry, but you can’t have it done. we’d pay for a nose job, though!
cancer patient:……uh……..wha……but…….
(cancer patient is flabberf-cked)
when a fat ugly person eye f-cks you.
ben-“dude that fat ugly b-tch just checked you out”
tad-” sh-t man i just got flabberf-cked”
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