flabbergastion
the state or condition in which one is feeling “extra” flabbergasted.
“upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion.”
“people that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion.”
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