flabplat
the action of eating steak but not cutting it. you legit just pick the entire thing up with your fork and before you can even get a bite, it slides off of the fork and slaps onto your plate.
it leaves you very discouraged
“aw man, dude, i just had a flabplat at the restaurant”
“holy f-ck dude are you alright”
“i dont even know man.”
“flabplats are the worst.. i feel so bad”
“:(”
“how the f-ck did you just say ‘:(‘”
“must be the flabplat talking.”
“:0”
“oh sh-t”
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