Flaccideous


a combination of the words “flaccid” and “hideous” used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). the condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens’ erections deflate into a useless flap.
“d-mn dude, have you seen amy winehouse lately? she is looking flaccideous!”

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