Flacid


a polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection
ever since i was shot in the testy, im unable to get hard, only flacid
what some people (kk) call a soft d-ck
“dude my girl couldn’t get me up, i was just so flacid.”
when a guy’s d-ck is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. if you’re lucky your boyfriend won’t try and slap you in the face with it.
chip: hahahha, i’m

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