Flag Planting
the art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. you may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn’t cut it.
once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. they’ll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
“dude, john keeps stealing all my taquitos.”
“did you write your name on them?”
“that’s the messed up part man, i did!”
“you better start flag planting.”
“i’ve been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers.”
“dude, who flag planted my pbj?”
“that’s your own fault, tim. you know how it works around here.”
Read Also:
- Gugundis
the cross between gigantic and humongus. ->also gugandi sized gu-gun-dis his d-ck was gugundis
- porn consumer
one(he/she) who consumes alot of p-rn by putting it on an storage device or just by looking at it erik: hey did you hear about that girl in the school computer lab? sandro: you mean that lonley girl who get p-rn of the web everyday? erik: yeah! she is such a p-rn consumer!
- portemonnaie
german for “wallet” or “man purse”. in the most common context in the united states, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. however, use of the word “portemonnaie” […]
- porno jewelry
jewelry with male and female body parts incorporated into the design. earring with a p-n-s hanging on it. bracelet with p-n-s, b–b, etc hanging on. p-rno jewelry can be a lot of things. it can be anything offensive to someone else.
- possiblie
an intentional misspelling and mispr-nunciation that ill-strates the hubris of ever claiming that nothing could possibly go wrong. from the episode of the simpsons where itchy and scratchy land is described as the place “…where nothing could possiblie go wrong. oh. that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.” itchy and scratchy land is a […]