flaig

when an -n-s starts to unfold inside out, it’ll flop to the floor and start to sag everywhere you go. this is what you call a “flaig”. the -n-s normal unfolds when someone sticks something that was never suppose to be up there, into the -n-s. cold candles, alien sperm, and other peoples’ -n-s are the most common cause fort flaig. flaig can happen to humans, male honey badgers, and very rarely, house cats.

the final and worst stage of flaig. when the -n-l flab folds over your head when you’re sleeping, it will take over your brain and start to control you. when people look at you, they will see a giant t-st-cl-.

flaig can be cured, but there is only a few ways:

stage1: learn kung fu before the stage 2 takes place, this is when your are still strong enough to learn to defend yourself. you need to learn kung fu because once stage 3 takes over, you will have to battle it in another plain of existence while it controls your body in this realm. the last way to cure this from stage one is to have a lot of -n-l s-x. regardless of gender or age, -n-l s-x at least 20 times will cure it. however, the last one is just for humans, animals with this can just lick some dirt and it’ll be fine.

stage 2: the only known cure for this is if you’re a master at cqc,this will usually turn the flab into dust along with most of your -n-s. don’t fret now, your -n-s will grow back within months.

stage 3: kung fu.
example 1:
chad: did you hear about damian?
david: what do you mean?
chad: he got a pretty bad case of flaig.
david: oh god, what stage is he on?
chad: hes was last o- oh my god!!
david: what???
chad: hes coming towards us!!!
david: oh my god, why does he look like a giant pair of b-lls?!?!?!?
damian: help me please!!

example 2:
doctor: well, the flaig is spreading through your -n-s, mr: rochon.
mr. rochon: w-what do you mean?
doctor: the flaig is already affecting your -n-s, as thats why its sagging down so much.
mr. rochon: please you gotta help me!!!!!
doctor: alright, their is something you can do…
mr. rochon: what, please something, anything!!!!
doctor: all you have to do is…(tells mr. rochon everything said in the definition)