Flailing Susan


an advanced position in s-xual intercourse involving one man and one woman. the woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. the man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

stretch and lubricate prior to attempting!
caitlin: wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
jason: h-ll yeah, but let’s use extra lube since i got really chaffed last time.

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