flak cannon


n1. a yellowish weapon in the unreal series of video games that shoots out either a spread of metal shrapnel or a single bomb with a smiley face painted on it that explodes in metal shrapnel.

n2. a weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.

v. to kill someone using a flak cannon. once done fifteen times, you’re a flak monkey.
n. “i think you should whip out your flak cannon and plug that n00b.”

n. “incoming bombers! arm the flak cannons!”

v. “j00 got flak cannon’d, nub! lollolololol!!!111shift+1”
a fearsome yellow weapon that shoots metal shards with high speed. alternate fire launches a ball shaped grenade which has a smile painted on it.
dude1: stop spamming the flak man!
dude2: omg whiner lololol

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