Flakebooking
a self-deprecating facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.
flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. they have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.
“i am so ugly!” says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to flakebook.
“my new tv takes up my whole living room! -sadface-”
oh ya seth is flakebooking again. he starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. it’s just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.
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