Flam Scale


the flam scale is used to determine/measure a guys masculinity rated on a scale from 1 to 100, 100 being very flamboyant.
“did you see the way he just flipped his hair? hes definitely a 98 on the flam scale.”

“wait! is he wearing a v-neck? that rates a 99 on the flam scale!”

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