Flaming Clarinet
a s-xual act that occurs when person a sh-ts into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the -n-s or v-g-n- of person b. this is not a s-xual act for the faint of heart.
becky: ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
ryan: i don’t know, i just p–ped. i don’t think i can squeeze one out right now.
becky: it’s fine. i just ate taco bell; the p–p is flowing like the rio grande!
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