Flaming Coffin
very similar to the flaming albuquerque, but with a twist. take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your c-ck with it. after lighting her p-b-s on fire, thrust your tabasco-covered p-ck-r in. make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. you’ll feel like your d-ck is on fire and you’ll want to die.
congratulations. you have just performed a flaming coffin.
i had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prost-tute last night.
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