Flaming Gayiada
(v.) the act of a man getting into a mazda miada and pouring hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. in one quick motion the man sits his naked -ss on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt b-tton.
note: an “epic flaming gayiada” can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
kile painfully realized his true s-xual ident-ty after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.
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