Flaming Sasquatch


when a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being f-cked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her b-tt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the sasquatch-like call of the woman.

also known as the ‘flaming yetti’ when the subject’s hair is of lighter color.
office worker: it smells like burnt sh-t in here…

alyssa: soooooooooorry, my man flaming sasquatched me last night. i should have groomed my undercarriage…

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