Flaming Tango
a male who discovered their horrid, no holes barred h-m-s-xuality by selling themselves to support their addiction to hard drugs, alcohol and sometimes as little as a bag of flamin’ hot cheetos.
some isolated cases have revealed subjects attempting to be accepted back into society as heteros-xuals only to get -ssaulted and beaten, leading the individual into complete and utter depressing limbo between cultures.
i was walking down the street with my jersey mikes sandwich and some skinny asian guy offered to suck my w-ng for my sandwich, i said, “go sit behind a bush and sh-t you flaming tango!”
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