flaming ted
a s-xual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a p-n-s while masturbating. just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. see flaming susanne for v-g-n-.
hey earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?
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