Flaming vaginas from the planet moog
a mythical race of women from a far away planet that enjoy being really h-m-s-xual and playing the moog. a moog is an instrument for those of you who are confused. this race of people is not one that anyone would enjoy encountering. once seen these women will have s-x with you till you are no longer living or your p-n-s explodes, whichever comes first.
when i was out on my sp-ce cruiser i had the worst time when i ran into the flaming v-g-n-s from the planet moog. luckily i only was forced to do it three times because my p-n-s exploded.
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