Flamming the ham


masturbation (male form).

a flam is a musical term, meaning “a drumbeat consisting of two notes in quick succession, with the accent on the second.” flamming as a verb means “to deceive; delude; cheat.”

in the expression “flamming the ham,” the meaning of flamming is primarily the musical one, i.e., the noun form, but modified to, in effect, coin a verb — and is used in the sense of beating (as in a drum).

there’s no need to expound on the meaning of “ham,” is there?
yeah, it was another washout of an evening, no chemistry, no fun, no interest, so i ended up at home again, flamming the ham, as usual.

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