flanagans

everything from the drink machine mixed together and served for free, only at taco bell.
“dog, lets go get blunted hit up taco bell”
“yeah man, maybe they’ll hook up the free flanagans like last time”
the overwhelming need to take a dump right away, no matter where you are
i know we’re on the roof of a 12th century cathedral but i’ve got to flanagan
a person of small stature who is fiery tempered and enjoys engaging in the act of s-xual intercourse or s-x, as often as possible in a drunken manner (which is achieved through very few drinks, due to the small size) and with anyone willing, regardless of gender or s-xuality. this is performed at any time in any place, from the kids’ clothes section in walmart to the back of a minivan. prefers to listen to music by such producers as the steel panthers or songs like animals by nickelback while engaging in such activities.
as an adjective:

“that girl is such a flanagan, she just walked over to that b-m in the cargo van and jumped him right here in the walmart parking lot! amazing!”

or as an insult, grouped with other insults:

“you stupid, m-ff-diving, c-cksucking flanagan!”

or as a verb:

“guys, i bet you $5 that i can get that chick down the street to flanagan jacob here. c’mon, $5. anyone? she’s not that ugly! c’mon! don’t be a p-ssy jacob!”
noun- a person who is referred to as a flamer or f-ggot on board of a ship. first originated to describe gay sailors, the gilliagan flamers, also know as flaming gilligans was condensed into the word flanagan.

verb- flan, flaned, flaning
used by teens as “that was so flan” “what a flanagan” “stop flaning around”
a s-xual act, either perversive or naive, when the p-n-s is placed in the belly b-tton of a female when the -ssumed intent of the female party is v-g-n-l pleasure. this can cause either amus-m-nt, discomfort, or general displeasure.
“d-mn, it, kenny! if you don’t stop flanagan my belly b-tton, i will have to ask for my camera back!”
1. stacy’s alter ego after one too many adult beverages

2. a police officer with a severe lazy-eye
flanagan made an appearance last night, then she puked. what a smell pirate hooker.
1. stacy’s alter ego after one too many adult beverages.

2. a police officer with a severe lazy-eye.
flanagan showed up again last night, then she puked. what a smelly pirate hooker. she should go back to her home on wh-r- island.