flange maggot
a man who grovels round the fl-ng- in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the d-ck ditch.
usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
usually found sniffing round the ex’s of higher s-xual predators..
“f-ck me, that martin creep is a right fl-ng- maggot..”
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