flank two position
used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. used by jack bauer in the tv show 24.
(at crowded party)
ben: hey man, you and i are best friends forever, right?
me: sure. you and i are best friends. i am in a flank two position.
girl: but you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
me: i know i said that, but i was in a flank two position!
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