Flanking the mango
a clean, fun, descriptive alternative to m-st-rb-t-. can be performed on one’s self, or to a partner. so you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: “flankin’ my mango”), or flank someone else’s mango. plus, it works for both women and men, because “mango” can be seen as either male or female parts.
i came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. then my ladyfriend and i went upstairs, and i flanked her mango.
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