flant


a flant is a flying ant. duh.
i think a flant just flew up my nose.
basically and obviously a mix between an ant and a fly.
an ant with wings is a flant.

commonly seen in summer. put under a microscope you can notice its ant-tacular body and the detail on its wingy wings.
pull off the wings of a fly, keep aside.

capture and ant.

attach wings to ant.

you have a flant.
a dave matthews band fan that lives in or feels endeared to florida.

based on a combination of fl – the florida state abbreviation, and “ant” – the official term for dave matthews band fans (see antsmarching.org)
the flants had an awesome time at the dave matthews band show in west palm beach!
a fake plant
the flant in your moms livingroom is ugly
a mix between a fly and an ant.
a flant is basically an ant that can fly and has wings.
person whose had s-x already
yesterday i was a virgin, today i’m a flant
the new flavor of s-m-n once it has pooled in the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. this catchment of s-m-n usually occurs after a hand or bl-w j-b is received by an uncirc-mcised man. the word has been derived through a combination of the word ‘flavor’ and the ‘ant eater’ like resemblance of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
david: “… and then she slurped up the leftover flant once she was done giving me head.”

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