flap fungus


semi-solidified secretions of the v-g-n- resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a s-xually-immoral female individual.

usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
“i took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious garage nightclub in glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking…”

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