flap jacket


see “flap”

a flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom… you must refer to p-ssy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

flap :: p-ssy
flap jacket :: condom
“my roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets”

“melissa might be a keeper. she doesn’t mind football, loves old chicago and doesn’t make me wear a flap jacket”
a slang term for v-g-n-
ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother’s birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you’re such a s-xbeast.
a coat made of pancakes
my flapjacket is super yummy

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