Flap nap
when a person preforms c-nn-l-ng-s on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. the resulting snores against the v-lv- and l-b– (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of c-nn-l-ng-s. unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn’t even trying.
woman#1: paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
woman2: did he atleast take a flap nap?
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