Flapdance


flatulent lap dance
while receiving a lap dance you are farted on. thus creating a flap dance.
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n: in which a man’s head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. flapdance.
jay: hey, my boy’s having a bachelor party this friday, i want to play a prank on him.
sam: go give fat linda a call and get that man a flapdance.

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