flapnut


1) nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) a lost homeless person in san francisco
3) (most common usage) an exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence
being the little -ss he is, jonny yelled a “flapnut” during his gramdmother’s funeral and sh-t his pants in the excitement.
derived from an ancient “nut-flapping” ritual in eastern cambodia. the young boys would yell out “flapnut!” when the men with the wooden clubs, would “flap” their “nuts” every sunday at 11:38 am. it has now evolved into an exclamtion of annoying distraction.
when little billy broke his mother’s favorite vase, he threw a fl-ster of papers and coffe filters into her face and yelled “flapnut!” and escaped before his mother got to him with a the rolling pin.

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