flapskating
a person who’s having trouble getting to fourth base; who’s “skating” around the “ice hole” without quite falling in it.
-dude, i think jamie foxx is a flapskater.
-dude, that makes sense.
-yeah. he graduated with honors from the national flapskating inst-tute of geneva (nfig).
-no, friend. that was bill o’reilly. jamie foxx wasn’t that accomplished a douchebag. he graduated from the national flapskating school of texas (nfst).
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