Flaptures


the two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.
aww f-ck dude, one of mrs. hadogen’s flaptures is hanging out.

excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

boom right in the flaptures!!

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