flareness


a race of alien, hailing from a horrible science fiction novel that was introduced on the website “something awful.” it looks like a raptor with large spikes and has the ability to spit acid. apparently can survive in absolute zero with no air and enter hypersp-ce, as it attacks a sp-ceship while it’s in flight.
“the flareness are attacking aaaahhhh!”

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