flarp
noun: the floppy part of skin underneath your chin. usually more floppy in elder people.
verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone’s chin.
to make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.
noun. a musical toy, also known as ‘noise putty.’ the noise coming from the toy ‘flarp.’ the best toy in the world. makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. if placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. the entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
a replacement word for anything s-x related
“d-mn girl, i love the way you flarp.” 😉
“dang, i think i flarped too much last night.”
in music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
“that last chord sounded pretty flarp to me.”
the onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. traditional fart; 2. the shart; 3. sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last p–p shooter during defecation); 4. lettin’ the ooze flow; 5. m-ssive james earl jones -n-l room shaker; 6. papua new guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. marlon brando’s diaper revenge.
note: sometimes pr-nounced “flaaaarp!” or “flarp?”
just as i thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy’s brittle bones.
fatty parts of your body. example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
i just hit you with my stomach flarp.
someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.
girl number 1-(showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(a fart))
girl number 2-whoa! what the h-ll was that?
girl number 1-ooops! i must of let out a flarp!…
girl number 2-keep those flarps to yourself!
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