Flash Job
a hand job given with a rave glove while a strobe light is shining on your shlong, with the song “flashing lights- kanye west” playing
bro, last night at the party that sl-t i was with all night gave me a flash job.
this one time during a flash job, i spouged all over her gloves
n. a flash job is very similar to a bl-wj-b however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. can also be considered a “quicky.”
jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the walgreens.
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