flat ass
basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white
” your girl got a flat -ss.”
” sometimes i can hit it doe”
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having no -ss or junk in the trunk. suffering from the vitamin deficiency no-ssitol. see glutius flatosis.
heather’s flat as was the result of glutious flatosis.
of or pertaining to geniune truth. that which is true on the basest level.
i flat -ss couldn’t afford a doctor.
blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
derives from the impossibility of re-ssuring a person with insufficiently pleasing b-ttocks
q: do these jeans make my b-tt look big?
a: girl, no jeans in the world gonna help that flat -ss!
a twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by p-ssing long hours planted in front of a computer. also related to phone ear.
“i have to get a better job. i’ve spent the entire day just sitting on my flat -ss, staring at that stupid screen.”
an insult normally directed at a fat girl wearing tight clothes aiming to make the most of her -ssets. this girl normally possesses the required saggy jelly t-ts in an undersized bra, saddle bag thighs, extra wide hips and a balloon belly gut, however her back tends to run directly into her upper thighs without so much as a ripple. giving the impression that her lower body is the wrong way round.
this insult should be used carefully if the intended target is within earshot and of african descent as you will probably become the victim of a violent -ssault. directing this insult at a caucasoid female is a lot less dangerous as it may be taken as a compliment.
other noted recivers of this insult are:
i)skinny girls. ususally wearing very big or string type belts in the hope of creating a feminine figure
ii)white guys. who reputedly all have a flat -ss, even the fat ones.
iii)black guys. displaying the opposite of the -rs-nio hall afliction
the scene: a club dance floor.. a dj spins baby got back and the more ample figured ladies stampede to the dance floor. two friends who narrowly missed being trampled take refuge in the corner and watch.
friend 1 turns to his buddy and observes “look at that flat -ssed hoochie mamma trying to shake what she doesn’t have”
a re-working of the expression flat out. ultimate or distinguished from others by a high concentration of the quality expressed
she is flat -ss beautiful
flat -sses are now popular amongst black women……
not to many black women have big -sses most women in the world have flat -sses mostly black and white girls.
d-mn that b-tch got a (flat -ss).
flat cardborad look like sh-t
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