flat eyes
a s-xually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and p-n-s to enlargen. it can only be transmitted through males by docking. once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of s-m-n can help to nullify the effects.
sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.
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