flat-headed
slow, not smart. not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.
i closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.
otherwise known as; to be a flathead. basically meaning sl-tty, jerky, or diddlerish.
girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
girl #2: are you guys dating?
girl #1: no.
girl #2: -gasp- that’s so flatheaded of you!
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