flat lizarding
flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there dacks and shoving there d-ck up against a window in the direction of the victim.
brett: hey alex check out those wh-r-s on the bus
alex: oh sh-t those guys are flat lizarding us!
brett: don’t pretend that you don’t like it
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