Flat Soda
to indicate a sad time, or some kind of disappointment.
“hey man, you going out to the bars with us tonight?”
“nah, girlfriend is dragging me to a chick flick. it’s so flat soda.”
or
“working late again?”
“yeah, it’s like flat soda.”
a girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. she is usually used and abused for s-xual pleasure by men, but never wifed. you just beat her p-ssy up and bounce.
dude 1: yo! did you hit up that girl from last night?
dude 2: nah. shes like flat soda. ima just keep her around in case i get thirsty!
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