Flatlined
when ones cell phone has no signal at all and the cell phone shows no bars.
on some cell phones it comes up as a flat line instead of bars or an x.
may be used as flatline, flatlined, or flatlining to describe having no cell reception.
ex. 1
dude 1: dude, where is this party?
dude 2: idk, call sarah.
dude 1: i can’t i’m flatlining.
ex. 2
girl: why the h-ll didn’t you call me back last night?
boy: sorry babe, i had a flatline.
ex. 3
dude 1: anyone have cell reception?
dude 2: naw, i’m flatining.
dude 3: i’m flatlined too.
dude 4: got a flatline.
3 more definitions
the act of killing someone or using force to hurt somone badly.
b-tch, do you want flatlined!
being so drunk that you blackout and can’t recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.
i must have been flatlined last night, cause i don’t remember stretching my scr-t-m skin in front of your parents.
the non-activity that one receives when he/she is being rejected.
megan couldn’t understand why rich flatlined her – she began to wonder if it was because of all the junk in her trunk.
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