flatte
flatte |ˈfläˌtā| noun : a decaffeinated latte
the construction is similar to “blog” – the last letter of a two-word phrase (“web log”) coupled with the full second word. in this case, “decaf latte” becomes “flatte.”
it’s too late in the day for caffeine but i still want a coffee. so, could you get me a flatte if you’re going to the cafe?
putting in an order for flat white but being presented instead with a latté: flatté
when an order for a flat white is made but the waiter brings you a latté instead then when suddenly becoming aware hesitates and apologetically offers to replace it with the original request, but you shrug your shoulders accept the latte and -ssure by exclaiming “mate your note was misread as a ‘flatté’!”
the perfect drink for friends who insist that they hate latte’s and can only drink flat whites…. or was it that they hate flat-white’s and can only drink latte’s? either way, it’s a cross between a flat white or a latte – which look and taste the f-cking same anyway.
– the flatte is to coffee what spandex is to lycra… the same f-cking thing, commonly utilised by mamils.
“thanks for my latte, i hate flat-white’s”!
“it’s a flatte – jerk”…
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