flattersulted
a portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone’s remarks or actions
“hey, i got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in new york and told me he enjoyed reading it. flattering? insulting? i’m experiencing some mixed emotions. maybe i’ve been flattersulted.”
— overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher’s office in manhattan, march 30, 2010
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