flatulist
one who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence – these masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of
dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) omg!!! the enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys -ss and i am blind in one eye now! what the h-ll did he eat???? … dude#2: you were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, he is the grand master, the one known as “the flatulist”! – we are lucky to be alive – he is flatulist emeritus at the university of southwest ranch methane recovery and underwear recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … we have much to learn from him…
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