Flawton
group of hillbilly like people from the backwoods of arkansas and georgia. usually unshaven and smelling of their favorite food, grilled possum, they are a kind and simple folk with an unusual penchant for incestual inbreeding. likeable lot though.
while hunting for deer in the backwoods of georgia i came upon a family of flawtons.
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