Flaymbuoyancy
the latent ability or skill possessed by a h-m-s-xual man to stay afloat.
had it not been for his flaymbuoyancy, adam lambert most certainly would have drowned after the atlantis cruiseship sank to the murky depths of the adriatic sea.
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