Flazey
food-coma induced laziness
im so full from this meal i can’t move, i’m so flazey.
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a flenk is where someone would say or do something stupid, idiotic, foolish or r-t-rded… e.g.the time is 19:15, and a person asks “is that 9 or 7 o’clock?” the reply to this would be ” youre a f-cking flenk”
- Floydering
to wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life’s questions. “i’m retired from being retired, so i’m floydering until the overlords re-hire me.”
- fluffaling
when you’re takings dump at a friends house and you feel like you have to fart loud so wrap toilet paper around your hand to m-ffle the sound, it is the act of fluffaling. i was fluffaling the other night at tom’s house, i’m so glad i did!
- for 25 years
things were the same for 25 years. 1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years. 2. i’ve been making soup for 25 years. 3. she ain’t gonna touch my pills. i’ve been putting them on the table for 25 years.
- fukkid
beyond f-cked up. a situation pervasively worse than f-cked up, which has the potential to last longer than a situation which is f-cked up, but repairable. a combination of f-cked and wicked; something far worse than bizarre. “her hair is f-kkid!” her hair is f-kkid. our relationship is far more f-kkid than once thought.