FLBP
acronym for future lower back problems. this phrase is used primarily by the photo blog & generally awesome website, the chive to describe a woman with large br–sts who may or may not suffer from lower back problems now or in the future due to the size of her br–sts.
wow. she’s gonna have flbp in a few years. d-mn!
acronym for future lower back problems. this term is used to describe an overall small girl with big t-ts.
that girl is a definite risk for flbp.
future lower back problems. a picture gallery of awesomness frequently featured on the chive.
did you see #34 in the flbp today?
future lower back problems.
girls with flbp need our support. -the chive
future lower back problems (thechive.com)
she is about to have flbp.
future lower back problems aka huge breasteses
only 18 and already blessed with flbp.
“future lower back problems”
used to denote girls with large br–sts who will have future lower back problems. g-d loves these women.
man 1: dude, i’m so depressed. i need a girl with some flbp.
man 2: yeah man, i know what you mean… let’s h-t up that new club downtown
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