Flea’s Teat
elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,
what up osama? you’re harder to get a hold of than a flea’s teat.
obama’s records are harder to get a hold of than a flea’s teat.
julian -ssange’s soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea’s teat.
been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! you’re harder to get a hold of than a flea’s teat!
my professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea’s teat!
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